What a tragedy. Woe was the world, for the Roman Empire had fallen. Still, the old fart refused to leave me alone!
One night I rolled over in bed to find the bastard asleep next to me- in the nude.
“What are you doing here?!” I screamed, praying it didn’t wake Germany in the next room.
His face soured. “I couldn’t sleep.”
“So you come in here?!”
“Well I’m not going to sleep nude with my adorable grandsons! That would just be wrong!”
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